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| Topic Started: Aug 5 2008, 01:49 AM (74 Views) | |
| Menstruating Vagina | Aug 5 2008, 01:49 AM Post #1 |
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So its me, my friend Ryan, my friend Teddy, Teddy's girlfriend Steph, Alexis, and Katelyn. So we go to Ryan's house and almost immediately he gets busted trying to get alcohol from the liquor cabinet. So we are told to leave, just cause the parents didn't want to be responsible(no trouble). The girls had all made a network of lies to be able to stay the night, but now they had nowhere to go. So I, even though I wasn't feeling great about it, invite everyone to my house. The girls wanted me to drive because I hadn't had anything to drink yet. So I head out to the driver seat, but Katelyn says "Oh, you had a sip of my UV blue, you can't drive". So I'm yanked from my driving position.  So on the way to my house, the girls get lost. I'm in the back. I unfortunately thought that they knew where I lived. So we get to my house and continue drinking in the basement. I don't have any because we have a little bit of extra vodka for the girls(its that UV blue sissy shit). Anyway, girls get drunk. Alex starts calling everyone from her phone and saying how much she will miss them. Me, Ted, and Steph are eventually the only ones who are sober. We go on my back patio where Katelyn and Alex start peeing a bunch. Well Katelyn wants more alcohol so she starts going to every "cute" guy on her phone book. A guy from Lawrence North(poor and far away) picks up and invites her over. Instead, she declines him and invites him down to sleep over at MY HOUSE?! WTF!!?? Katelyn calls up Ryan to say he has a small penis and that me and Ted had ruined his chances with her. I take her phone and explain the situation with Ryan. She starts chasing me and then Jack(off) calls from LN. I tell him that he will not come to my house, he can pick her up and leave, but he can't come in. She starts slapping me and calling me rude. Fuck, I must've forgotten that I had to sneak them into my house, plus I made her some fucking quesadillas. So she says that the guys are here. I run upstairs to check, but nobody is out front. When I head downstairs I hear that Ted, Steph, and Katelyn had left through the back door to meet the Jackoff and his friend from LN. I run back upstairs and see him blocking my driveway with his truck. I run downstairs again to retrieve my shoes. I slip them on and sprint to my driveway, but all is quiet. I run around the other way and see Ted and Steph sitting/holding each other. The story is: The LN guys kept swearing at Katelyn to get into the car. She was going, and, to make sure she came back, Steph was holding on to Katelyn's bag. Katelyn fights over the bag and gets it, she sits in and the truck drives off. Ted says "So this is how you guys have to get girls". The guy stops, comes out and punches Ted AND Steph in the face. Ted is a peaceful guy so he just took it and let the guys leave instead of having a fight in my driveway. Katelyn finally answered her phone while I was waiting for the assholes to slip up in comeback. I was in my front yard waiting, and then a fucking coyote comes out of my neighbors far side yard pulling a dead cat. So everyone goes outside and all I can do is scribble down a note telling Katelyn to not even look at me again. I told her to please choke on a dick Thats the story, but I am completely and totally pissed so I decide to smoke up a J i rolled at ryan's house. Well, the wind won't stop so I couldn't light shit. Even when I went behind a wall my lighter wouldn't light it, and my J wouldnt light. FUCK! So I've been fucked over at every turn tonight. All I wanna do is get in a fight with the queers who came by my house, and maybe smoke a lil weed to calm me down. But no, I'm forced to sit here and wait for them to bring her home in the morning. I mean, damn, I can't sleep, all I can think about is what I'm going to do to these hilljack pieces of shit. Gah I'm so fucking pissed... |
 
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| Bam | Aug 6 2008, 10:48 AM Post #2 |
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A. You guys really need to make some friends over 21. Makes the alcohol situation a breeze. B. You should seek out this guy and break his legs for hitting a girl. |
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| Menstruating Vagina | Aug 6 2008, 11:31 PM Post #3 |
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I know, but the only way I will ever be able to find these guys is through Katelyn. When ever I see her all I can do is make fun of her while flicking her off. I have friends over 21, I called one who always picks up, but he didn't this time(he would've had to go buy it anyway and it was too late). Then my friend who I just gave a bottle the other week didn't pick up. Apparently hes been staring at 3 bottles of vodka all week. Yeah, well, I watched the front yard all night, and it started to rain. I kept watching, and when morning came around, I just wanted the night behind me. Before she left the night before, I told the dumb slut that she isn't welcome to come back. Apparently she snuck into my house and everyone let her in. I go downstairs like "Good morning homies". They all roll over and give me a kinda shocked look. I look on the other side of the room and see her fucking staring at me saying "you couldn't even bring me a blanket!? Look at what I had to use as a blanket". Fuck, I should have punched her like Steph did. Piece of shit. The whole time I was waiting, the massive turd of my night was chilling right under me. And the guy whose house we got kicked out of is into her, and hes inviting her to shit that we have been planning to do. FUCK, nobody even gives a shit about it. PS: My mom saw the shit in my driveway, I had to explain it(lie) to my parents. I maybe would've forgiven her had she not snuck back in. She knew she was a dumb bitch, all she could do was hide. Then she tried apologizing to me over voicemail. Face me and apologize. She doesn't care though, she's a selfish bitch. I get all the satisfaction in the world though when I get to call her out... |
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| Kurtas | Aug 8 2008, 03:28 AM Post #4 |
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ah to be under age again. man, im sittin here with some riccadonna  started at 11am today 730pm now.. been spreading it out nice, and gonna top it off tonight.. had a bad day at the studio so its gonna be good
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SYKO SAPIAN Fucking check it out.. its not quite made yet.. but its getting there
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| Bam | Aug 8 2008, 10:16 AM Post #5 |
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Hey, you have an unfair advantage. I would've been drinking legally over a year and a half ago if I were in Aus. I'm not sure if I want to be 21, though. I'm already showing signs of being an alcoholic...here's how my week went last week on vacation in LBI: 1. Wake up around 11 2. Grab a muffin for breakfast 3. Grab a beer for breakfast 4. Drink until 6 AM/when the sun comes up 5. Sleep 6. Repeat |
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| Kurtas | Aug 8 2008, 11:19 PM Post #6 |
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but im still over 21, so im overage  Honestly, on vacation, it doesnt matter, once it starts happening to your normal life.. then you worry. Ive been able to clean up my act over the past year, its been good! |
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SYKO SAPIAN Fucking check it out.. its not quite made yet.. but its getting there
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| cchris | Aug 14 2008, 01:25 PM Post #7 |
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well I've had an enjoyable past couple of weeks. two weekends ago we spent the entire time getting drunk, which continued to drunk golf on monday, hanging out tuesday, and just chilling until thursday, when I get dragged to a strip club (i'm 21 and i've never been). i creatively got out and ran to the door to tell the bouncer, who i knew, to tell everyone that i was too drunk to get in. i was about to pull it off until one of my friends walked in to piss, but i thought i was getting left outside to wait for them and i blew my cover. so i go in and told 5 strippers that came up to me to fuck off, as my friends said i looked like i was about to choke a stripper. we leave there, wake up friday, go out on the lake and come back. later we go to a sexy party and the reason i didnt go to the strip club was apparent - we go to a 'sexy party' (i.e. chicks in next to nothing) and my friend was like 'hey this guys never been to a strip club' to some random chick, so i get a free lap dance and end up with her on the couch, she asks me to go back to her place with her. then the guy thats supposed to pick her up, some 35 year old mustached nascar-watching ford truck-driving hick comes to pick her up and tells me he doesnt have room to take me back, even though he has an empty truck bed. so i get fuckin left until my friends come get me at 4:30. granted menvag had a lot rougher of a night, this douchebaggery pisses me off a lot. |
Remember, Ductape is the universal solvent! CChris (Still Rockin') "It's been such a long time, I think I should be goin', yeah, time doesn't wait for me, it keeps on rollin'." | |
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